winged-cheetah:

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

no

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fer1972:

Classic Reinassance Paintings with Celebrities Faces via Worth1000

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

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rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

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fer1972:

Fabienne Verdier creates Large Abstract Paintings using Huge Brushes

"The earth laughs in flowers."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

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Academy Award winning film, The King’s Speech.

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john-watson-is-sherlocked:

severingsnapes:

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

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The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke

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tastefullyoffensive:

Bathroom Batman [radicallay]

Artist:

Cécile

"Veines de la Main"

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onikasaurusrex:

when you tell a girl that you’re gay and then she begins telling you shit like:

“omg, you should totally go out with that guy, he’s gay too!”

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“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY”

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“Ugh, all the hot guys are gay!”

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“oh my god, I’ve always wanted a gay best friend!”

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“So like, how do you know if you‘re gay if you never done anything with a girl?”

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“You remind me of Kurt from glee.”

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Why do you think women identify with the show as strongly as they do?

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wolfs-toeter:

kristantinople:

lettersfromtitan:

heisenfox:

If you’re not watching Sirens on Thursday nights at 10pm on USA, then you’re missing out. Not only is it one of the funniest shows out there right now — being that it’s co-created and executive produced by Denis Leary — but it’s also highly inclusive.

It centers on a team of Chicago EMTs, and focuses on the odd partnership of three men, Brian, who is the new guy, Johnny, a guy with a slow developing emotional range, and Hank, an African-American homosexual who defies all stereotypes the rest of popular media inflicts upon gay men. Their team is fleshed out in Cash, Voodoo, and Stats. And last night’s episode showed that Voodoo is asexual.

It took Brian from confusion and denail, to attempts to understand, and eventually wrapped it all around in a bow of acceptance. Brian went from the ideology that asexuals “just haven’t had proper sex,” to wanting to understand what asexual means — and failing — and finally all the way to realizing that sex isn’t what defines relationships, and that just being around Voodoo is enough for him.

Do yourselves a favor, and catch up on the episodes, and start tuning in Thursdays at 10.

I haven’t watched this show at all, but I’m fascinated that anyone is managing to get this done on TV.

yoooo apparently i need to watch this

well that sounds interesting

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